Real Jade Helm 15 Video Surfaces!! (Satire)

These amateur videos surfaced over the last few weeks and show real Jade Helm Operations in Bastrop TX. All residents were scared for their lives as the military used Bastrop as their playground. They trained to take guns and round up citizens. They forced the residents into FEMA camp cages. They used live ammo on the city streets. Walmart FEMA camps. Mass graves. They were accompanied by foreign troops who want to destroy our freedom and squash any person that believes in the constitution or loves America. This is the end of the free world as we know it!

(*This is a satire piece. It is fake. It is funny. You can laugh if you want. The military is not taking over America and is not using Jade Helm to practice for martial law. Have a nice day.)

[adinserter block=”1″]Since Jade Helm has been a fizzle and not the apocylpse like other alternative sites have made it out to be we have set out to make sure people are not taking it quite as serious. Yes we agree the military needs oversight. There are groups like Counter Jade Helm keeping a watchful eye on them. They have not reported any need for panic. We are disgusted by other so called “alternative news” sites who are fear mongering and screaming about the sky falling to sell more of whatever they sell on their site. Those of us at DontComply.com are level headed and try to report as unbiased on the global atrocities as one can. There are millions of reasons to question the governments actions and demand our freedom back but cheap and poorly designed Jade Helm concoctions of Walmart FEMA camps, little green UN troops in Blue Bell truck mobile morges just to get sponsors is pathetic. Lets all stick to the facts and lets learn to laugh at the absurd web of lies that the media are spinning.

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